Be gentle, it's my first time

W.C. Fields once said "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it." So on that note, here is my first attempt at the myth known as 'blog.'

I'm having a very hard time lately with all of the adult decisions in my life. It used to be so easy: should I major in mathematics, or polisci; should I eat corn for dinner, or a real vegetable; should I watch a movie, or pick my bunions? Now that I have a woman in my life who opens up new and exciting opportunities for me... I've come to the conclusion that this forces new and exciting decisions to be made. Should I buy a house, or have my wife quit working; should I invest in retirement, or go to Grand Cayman; should I buy a hybrid car, or another child (although, let's be honest, you don't truly buy a child -- you rent)? These are the concerns that ravage my brain as I run on the treadmill in the morning and try in vain to care about the Democratic nomination.