10. If we visited "The Caribbean's Best Beach" then all other beaches would forever be weak.
9. A week with just the two of us alone could get very boring.
8. Boobies!
7. With an area of only 74 square miles, we could quickly run out of things to do.
6. Since all of the beaches are public, we would lose the excitement of sneaking into a private beach.
5. No direct taxation? That would suck.
4. Lesbians are not welcome.
3. Those stingrays look dangerous!
2. Scuba diving sounds so boring...
1. It's too easy to confuse the water with my eyes.
10 years ago
4 comments:
Thanks, dear. I just scratched that off the planned destinations list.
You are more than welcome to send me in your place if you'd like! :)
are you trying to practice a little reverse psychology?
Thanks for the giggles! Since it sounds like you will never stoop to visiting the Cayman Islands you should find somewhere more interesting to go...maybe Death Valley would be more fun.
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